You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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