just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
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were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
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After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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