He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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