My friends, they love my intelligence
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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