I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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