Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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