About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
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they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
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Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
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