He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
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I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
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Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
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