White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
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don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
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My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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