playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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