Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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