I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
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i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
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Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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