i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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