In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
of course. lets lasso hookers.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
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