idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
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He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
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totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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