Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
You need a sexual gate keeper
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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