Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
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winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
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You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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