I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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