I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
