My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
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slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
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Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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