can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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