Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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