he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
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this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
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You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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