Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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