oh god the rape fog is back!
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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