It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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