Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
God, I missed his penis.
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