yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I wish you could order shots online.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
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