she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
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If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
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I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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