You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
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I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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