i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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