mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
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You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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