i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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