how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
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..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
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It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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