She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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