oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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