Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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