You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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