return my video game
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
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just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
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My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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