the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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