Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
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I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
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She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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