Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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