Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Randomize
