I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
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Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
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It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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