found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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