Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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