I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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