im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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