Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
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apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
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We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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