Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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