i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
How external is "for external use only"?
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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