I'm drive I can fine osifer
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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