i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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