Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
is it fun? or sober?
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