Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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